Gnome money is better than no money, but just by a few feet.

“Last year I built a Courage Machine, but I thought it might be noisy and was to…”

“Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the …”

“Don’t just stand there with your Eiffel Tower smile. Tell me you love me, and t…”

“Through the miracle of science, or divine intervention, a brick could be made s…”