God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice.
"Whoopee", said Crowley.

“Other people say: hold on, if he's carrying the entire universe in a sack, righ…”

“Where's my daddy?Is that my daddy?It goes, "I fink, derefore I am. I fink." It …”

“I would not like it thought that I do not buy my own paperclips, sir. I enjoy o…”

“Nanny Ogg could see the future in the froth on a beer mug. It invariably showed…”