God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched the hallowed Albermarle Teddy Bear!’

I nodded.   ‘Banished to a dark cupboard for all eternity.’

‘You cold-hearted bastard.’

‘Give me a hot water bottle any day.   At least they have some appreciable function.   Not like that pathetic pile of overpriced fake fur and anthropomorphic bullshit I locked in the wardrobe.’

‘You have serious teddy bear issues.

Author: Tabitha McGowan

God, I’ve just figured out what’s missing – you ditched the hallowed Albermarle Teddy Bear!’ <br /><br />I nodded.   ‘Banished to a dark cupboard for all eternity.’ <br /><br />‘You cold-hearted bastard.’ <br /><br />‘Give me a hot water bottle any day.   At least they have some appreciable function.   Not like that pathetic pile of overpriced fake fur and anthropomorphic bullshit I locked in the wardrobe.’<br /><br />‘You have serious teddy bear issues. - Tabitha McGowan

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