God must've had single women in mind when he invented dogs

“Maybe love isn’t justa bouquet of roses once in a while. Maybe it’s just sticki…”

“He only stopped walking when his arms were around her and his mouth was on hers…”

“Then, walking across the room, hips swaying, blond hair flowing as if in a sham…”

“Say it, woman.""It. Woman.""God, you're a pain.”