God Save me from boys

“Ethan opened his mouth, closed it, then opened it again. “That’s an interesting…”

“My job is to ensure the sanctity of this House. Ensuring the sanity of its Mast…”

“Fair enough" I gave him. "But you've got really nice shoes." He blinked, then c…”

“And so, on a night in late May, I found myself standing on the lawn of a Hyde P…”