God's not the one fucking you, baby.

“He moved his trunk-like manhood toward the weeping petals of her womanly center…”

“And another thing—I’ve heard my sister and her little friends have their chats …”

“Did you know that if you put a frog in boiling water, he’ll jump out? But, if y…”

“I’m going to fight to prove to you that this is real. That I’m not going anywhe…”