-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you are. 
-What makes you think I don’t own a mirror? Every face that ever looks at me tells me that I’m ugly. But every time I make them laugh, I get to show them what beauty really is. 
-I see what you mean. Here, take my rearview mirror. I don’t need to carry it around like a vagina on a rope anymore. 
-Mr. Thrustsalone, you don’t need to drag a vagina on a rope like some kind of pet on a leash to make you happy. There’s a reason why God invented right hands and hookers. 
-Why, so politicians could have more productive ways to spend their time and our money than engaging in politics? 
-Mr. Thrustsalone, you are wise beyond your years. 
-I’m 88 years old. 
-Yet you don’t look a day older than 87.

Author: Jarod Kintz

-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you are. <br />-What makes you think I don’t own a mirror? Every face that ever looks at me tells me that I’m ugly. But every time I make them laugh, I get to show them what beauty really is. <br />-I see what you mean. Here, take my rearview mirror. I don’t need to carry it around like a vagina on a rope anymore. <br />-Mr. Thrustsalone, you don’t need to drag a vagina on a rope like some kind of pet on a leash to make you happy. There’s a reason why God invented right hands and hookers. <br />-Why, so politicians could have more productive ways to spend their time and our money than engaging in politics? <br />-Mr. Thrustsalone, you are wise beyond your years. <br />-I’m 88 years old. <br />-Yet you don’t look a day older than 87. - Jarod Kintz

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