Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.

“You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.”

“People, heed my warning: That stuff is Specials Olympics in a pint glass. You t…”

“Ladies let me give you some advice: Men will treat you the way you let them. Th…”

“The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules t…”