Grandpa had a good life, up until the day we slaughtered him and ate him. Honestly, he raised chickens, so he should have seen it coming.


“A brick could be used as a replacement for an erection. Hey, I did it in the ea…”

“I made 100 dollars, or a Ben Franklin, today. And out of that I probably spent …”

“I didn’t want to go, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t want to be invited.”

“A brick could be used as man’s best friend, if you covered it in fur and taught…”