Granuaile shook her head. "No, it's gross. You are such a guy sometimes."
Isn't he a guy all the time? (Oberon)
She's not saying I'm occasionally female. She's implying that I'm shallow.
Oh, I know. So why did she say only sometimes? (Oberon)

“I think he got your goat, Atticus! And I've been meaning to ask you about the e…”

“I think "The Boondock Saints", because the Irish guys win. Plus the cat ends ba…”

“Atticus, I think we're being stalked by the ghost of Alfred Hitchcock. First it…”

“I think every creature near enough to hear that just pooped" Oberon said, "And …”