Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss other people. Life's too short to worry about what other people do or don't do. Tend your own backyard, not theirs, because yours is the one you have to live in.

“Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin ev…”

“Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine)What? Afraid I’m goin…”

“Do y’all have enough stun guns for them? (Madaug)Does a bear defecate rurally? …”

“You let him go alone? (Kat)Well, given the fact that it was in this time zone a…”