Growing up, I used to use and apple instead of a baseball. It was just more fun to hit, and a healthier and better tasting snack than America’s favorite pastime.

“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, a…”

“The piece of junk is a piece of me. It’s a part of my family, and I can’t part …”

“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious belief…”

“He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him.…”