Growing up, I went through an awkward stage. It lasted from birth to last Tuesday.

“When all the birds and all the fish join forces, the politicians will be forced…”

“I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.”

“Somebody took my bicycle tire, my bicycle seat, and both my pedals. They stole …”

“Escalators are the offspring of elevators and stairs. Love is the progeny of pa…”