Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d get to spend the whole time drawing.

“My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, dep…”

“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”

“A brick could be used to encourage trees to grow fruitful things like money. If…”

“We made love like water makes life, and thinking about it makes me so horny I’m…”