Half of me wants to do it, while the other half says, No, amputate the other side of your body.

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“Wisdom is gained like grain for bread, I think as I butter my toast. I’d better…”

“Just by looking at a picture, I can tell a lot about a person. Right off the ba…”

“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally o…”