Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end up kissing a bunch of pubes.

“Air travel is such a strange experience. It´s such an intimate thing, to travel…”

“Break-ups are survivable. It´s the aftershocks that get you.”

“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?”

“Mona´s Law apparently states that everyone wants three things - that happiness …”