Half of what I write is garbage, but if I don't write it down it decomposes in my head.

“I’m building a building from scratch, and I’m making it out of a giant itch.”

“If you’re looking for someone to stand in the unemployment line, I’m the man fo…”

“When I see a cop’s lights behind me at two in the morning, and I have my disco …”

“Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.”