Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.

“Make your vote count. Be the guy responsible for counting and tallying all the …”

“Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?”

“A slice of cheese is like a blanket on a burger, and I sleep with pillows shape…”

“Hardly anybody tells the truth these days. For the truth I have to go to Washin…”