Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

“Are you a hero, actually?”“Um, no. Not as such. Not at all, really. Even less t…”

“Mrs. Earwig said the village women know what to do,” said Annagramma hopefully.…”

“Combien de gars se sont arrêtés de boire comme des trous à l'âge de vingt ans p…”

“But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of…”