Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?

“Sharks are so stupid. They swam right up to the boat, and they couldn’t even te…”

“Don’t be alarmed by the flashing lights and the sirens you can’t see or hear. J…”

“With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin.”

“I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it lik…”