Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly -- all these make for great stories.

“It turns out, my suitcase was vibrating on departure from Dulles, according to …”

“We've taken the world apart but we have no idea what to do with the pieces.”

“If you just worked hard enough. If you just learned enough. Ran fast enough. Ev…”

“Honey, times like this, it helps to think of yourself as a sofa or a newspaper,…”