He had a last name for a first name, and a last name for a last name, but only because it came after his first name (the one that sounds like a last name). Otherwise, his last name would sound like a first name.

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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“With intellectual labor your hard work is forever, while with manual labor your…”

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”

“On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to…”