He had a ten-gallon hat that hid a twenty-gallon fish tank inside his translucent forehead. He had fish for brains, as do most politicians.

“I am the bow of love. I’m also the bow of hate. Same spelling, different pronun…”

“I have a rough marriage. It feels like sandpaper, only not as soft and gentle o…”

“I had to put away my toy so it didn’t get lost. After all, cats can’t read maps…”

“I can feel the weight of her love. It feels like a purse on my shoulder. When i…”