He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.

“Where was I last night? I don’t remember myself. I mean I remember me—I didn’t …”

“There’s nothing more important than literary merit, and that’s why I not only c…”

“A brick could be used to represent the state of Kansas. Both are flat, both are…”

“A blanket could be used to mimic the mating call of my crumpled-up clone. Isn’t…”