He stood up, took his tray over to the PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR REFUSE WITH CARE receptacle, and dumped the whole thing. If you had told him that there were children starving in Africa he would have been flattered that you’d noticed.

“IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean…”

“It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had m…”

“The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the …”

“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”