He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.

“I’ll name my town “Unwelcome,” and the sign will say, “Welcome to Unwelcome.”

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like t…”

“I’ve got a pocket full of cash, and a condom full of erection.”

“The dolphin is a mammal, but it can’t walk. However, it can hitchhike.”