He was an introverted kid, so I didn’t send him to his room as punishment. No, I took him to a party.

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”

“When I saw a murder taking place, I almost didn’t have time to make coffee befo…”

“Clone One’s last name will be Martz. Clone Two I’ll call Martinez.”

“I’ve got semen stains on my shirt, and spaghetti stains on my underwear. Ah, bu…”