He was my distant cousin. Not only was he 50 miles away and 50 years away, but he was just very aloof.

“He’s got the world’s softest knuckles. They’re like rubber the way they bounce …”

“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.”

“A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade wh…”

“Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.”