He was washing his socks. But they were already clean, so I figured I’d help him and wear them for him and get them all stinky. He had a flight to catch and a tiny lasso.

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“Some events in your life leave a lasting impression. A thing that majorly impac…”

“She asked me if I was seeing anybody else, and I said, No, the other woman is i…”

“Man is somewhere in between God and animal. Jarod is somewhere in between Jar a…”