He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorter Haven’t. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I’m too busy to chew. That’s why I blend all my meals into smoothies, and I mak…” “Rather than dirt, I’d rather push a wheelbarrow full of books. Dirty books.” “If my skin wasn’t flesh, but was tinfoil, I’d probably not only be left-handed,…” “I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than …”