Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies — ‘God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.

“What a fool I would have been to let self-respect interfere with my happiness!”

“Harry closed his eyes. He never wanted to open them again. His heart sent this …”

“You'll forget it when you're dead, and so will I. When I'm dead, I'm going to f…”

“Maturity, the way I understand it, is knowing what your limitations are.”