Hello? Oh, nothing... Just sort of hanging around... My brother? He's right here... He's reading... He's always reading... He has no life of his own, and he's a very boring person so he reads a lot... What's he reading? I don't know... She wants to know what you're reading..."
"How to survive living in the same family with an annoying sister."
"Ivanhoe.

Author: Charles M. Schulz