Hemingway suggested you write the truest sentence you know. I say write the falsest one you don’t know. This is fiction.

“There is no other way. Thankfully I’m here, and not there.”

“I'm allergic to fingers, so I have to eat pizza with my feet. You should see me…”

“I’ve got an up-to-the-minute block of 60 seconds. It’s on the kitchen counter t…”

“My shadow’s so substantial that it has its own shadow. It isn’t as tall, but th…”