Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I hope she likes piggyback rides.

“Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.”

“Save money on kids by volume. Deal in bulk and have dozens of kids.”

“Though my stomach is only the size of a pea, I could eat two politicians’ brain…”

“I wonder if Seal got his name because it looks like his face was mauled by a Gr…”