Her freckles were orange, as if somebody had spray-painted her face with liquid Cheetos.

“Five shall go west to the goddess in chains, One shall be lost in the land with…”

“My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect f…”

“Well die!”

“Leo frowned at the giant's spire. "Can't we blow it up or something?""Without m…”