Her last name is Bunch, but her first name isn’t Brady. And there was a bunch of her (she was obese). Still, I liked her a bunch.

“I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in…”

“Your dog looks dirty. You could give it a bath, or I could piss on it for free.…”

“I know that man started animal husbandry thousands of years ago, and I think it…”

“The bad news is most of my books are ebooks and aren't for sale in brick-and-mo…”