Her message was short: “Any kids?” So I wrote, “Sure. But it might take me a few tries to get you pregnant.

“I like to meet people and pretend I’ll never see them again. I tend to value th…”

“If I had three magic wishes, I’d use the first wish for one more, to replace th…”

“I don’t understand why you don’t trust me. It’s not like you have a reason to n…”

“She said “I love you,” and I said the only thing I could say: “How about every …”