Her name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes us.

“I love the smell of cleanliness. That’s what the inside of my nostrils smell li…”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”

“I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the frie…”

“I saw the corpse, and I called the cops. But not before I called a 1-800 phone …”