Her name was Janice, but I called her Jan because she was born in December—just like Chris T.


“We all make mistakes. Some just manufacture them in a factory and sell them to …”

“I want a shower the size of the Sydney Opera House, because you know damn well …”

“I’d never trust a surgeon who didn’t wear gloves when he operated. Even if thos…”

“I can guess which car my boss drives. I’ll just look for the one with the hole …”