Herman is not her man. But neither am I, and I love her more than any man besides Herman. But she doesn’t see either of us, probably because Herman is invisible and imaginary, unlike my love for her, man.

“Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.”

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”

“I’ve got an up-to-the-minute block of 60 seconds. It’s on the kitchen counter t…”

“I don’t break wind—I repair it. I am the anti politician, because when one spea…”