He’s a winner and a millionaire four times over. Though I’m not a millionaire, I’ve at least won five times.

“If you take away my office, how will I get no work done?”

“A blanket could keep a family of three warm for a lifetime, but global warming …”

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”

“If beards flowed like rivers, then I’d stop shaving my facial St. John’s, and I…”