He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the brother of an only child.

“A brick is a good object to hide a house key under. No burglar will be able to …”

“I make love like a half an hour minus 27 minutes. If you’re as bad in bed as I …”

“I’m 6’3”, but you would think I was Napoleon’s height because I’m slouched over…”

“I want to start a company called “We Do.” My tagline will be: We at We Do do wh…”