He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I want to get the huge wart that looks like a nose removed from my back, but fi…” “My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …” “To fly is to swim in the air, and a brick could be used as an as example to hig…” “The rent should rise with the elevator.”