He’s pale, bald, and bony. He looks like a skeleton. And that, my friend, is precisely why I keep him in my closet.

“I’m a powerful being. I caused the night to turn into day. And I didn’t even tr…”

“If my initials were ARK, then you could call me Noah.”

“Hugh Hue is colorblind. Or maybe he isn’t, and that’s not his name at all. Mayb…”

“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between h…”