Hey, it’s totally masculine. It’s cowboy butt sex.

“Daddy, Momma! I made a friend. His name is Ike, and he ain’t got no tail becaus…”

“I don’t think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you ins…”

“That’s a Planeswalker demon.” Dante slumped into the seat behind her. “You aren…”

“What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, …”