His can of pepper spray was bigger than my can of pepper spray.

“There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all…”

“What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf wa…”

“Diesel was about to place the cockroach on the casket, and my purse rocked out …”

“I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off…”