His child was now officially smarter than he was, and he didn’t like it.

“Maybe love isn't just a bouquet of roses once in a whole. Maybe it's just stick…”

“It’s just that sometimes you love a kid just because they need it. Not because …”

“Ten bucks says the virgin dies before the slut,” I said, taking a sip of my sod…”

“Dearly beloved," Father Bruce began, "we are gathered here to witness the union…”