His last name is Palmer. His ancestors must have been compulsive masturbators. When we were introduced, I made sure to not shake his hand.

“If a cold breeze signifies a ghost, then the arctic must be really haunted. I’m…”

“I have a real eye for spotting Cyclopses.”

“Is my conversation putting you to sleep, or is the rufie I slipped in your dog …”

“This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”