His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “Not with your mouth open!

“She yawned so loudly that I wanted to use her mouth as a putt putt golf hole.”

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nic…”

“I love Blue Ribbon coffee, and she loves Red Ribbon coffee. I don’t love her, b…”

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this m…”