His name is Randy Randy (Or is it Randy Randy?), and he probably makes women doubly horny (randy).

“I hate the phrase “Shit or get off the pot,” because I rarely cook with feces.”

“Bricks could be used as words in the saying of a mason. When words and actions …”

“Pick a number between one to ten. Now, pick the number that you think I picked …”

“I oft go to a loft aloft in the sky. I go alone, because I enjoy the company of…”